Thursday, June 16, 2011

Transformers: Dark Of The Moon | Movie Spoiler!!!!

Let me preface with, I hate you Michael Bay.

SPOILERS!!! Do Not Read Any Further Unless You Want Spoilers!!!
All info was taken from the paperback novel currently available in stores.

Sentinel Prime journeyed to Earth in the early 1960's yet crash lands The Ark on the Moon, he seemingly dies.

Jump to the present, a weakened Megatron is hiding out in the desert somewhere in the Southwest, protected by Starscream and the Dreads; Chevy Suburban bodyguards. Megs new form is a tanker tractor trailer.

Blue E550 is Wheeljack, red Ferrari 458 Italia is Mirage. Wheelie lives with Sam along with new tiny 'bot, Brains.

The Wreckers are the NASCAR Autbots who work as mechanics.

Optimus and the Autobots find out about Sentinel Prime being on the Moon, retrieve his body and revive him with the Matrix of Leadership. Sentinel Prime has the ability to activate The Space Bridge.

Shockwave, Decepticons and that "Big Driller Worm" attack Earth and the Autobots. 


Sentinel Prime and Megatron begin transporting hundreds of Decepticons to Earth and TRIES TO TRANSPORT CYBERTRON THROUGH THE SPACE BRIDGE!

Sentinel Prime turns his back on Megatron and pushes Megs off a building.

Sam kills Starscream.

Bumblebee kills Soundwave.

Optimus kills Shockwave.

Optimus uses Shockwave's cannon to stop Space Bridge beacon.

Giant battle begins, Wheeljack and Mirage die. 

No mention of Silverbolt anywhere.

Optimus teams up with Megatron to stop Sentinel Prime.

Optimus and Megatron call a truce and Megs returns to Cybertron.

Optimus' closing monologue: In any war, there are calms between the storms. There will be days when we lose faith. Days when our allies turn against us... But the day will never come when we forsake this planet and it's people. For I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to the universe: We are here. We are home.

Fuck you, Michael Bay.

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