Monday, December 5, 2011

Death Of A Giant | 'Jaws' Ride In Orlando To Close Down

Mutherfucker! Tampa Bay Online reports that Universal Studio's Jaws ride, one of the Orlando theme park's original attractions, will close January 2 to make room for a new attraction, Universal Orlando announced. Universal Orlando did not give details of what would replace Jaws, which opened in 1990 and was based on the 1975 horror film of the same name.

Probably to put in the 'Transformers 3D Ride'. Fuck.

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